Prince Charming of Purpose Doesn’t Exist. You’re better off for it.The Disneyland fairytale of falling in with your true love at first site and living happily ever after has been largely discarded, even by…Mar 15, 2023Mar 15, 2023
ObitWhile I had COVID there were a few days where my chest hurt and I thought I’d die. So I wrote my obit and instructions on what to do with…Feb 9, 2022Feb 9, 2022
Manatee Afterlife TempleThe joke I hear the most from my areligious friends when they consider my profession of ministry is something along the lines of which cult…Feb 3, 2022Feb 3, 2022
Kiss Quarantine is now Real QuarantineIn October of 2021 I was sick for a month. I coughed so hard that it hurt my back and lost my voice for two weeks. I tested weekly for…Feb 2, 2022Feb 2, 2022
My Children Have JobsI am working. I worked all day, and now I am in the kitchen cleaning up after dinner, working. There are so many little to-do tasks that I…Jan 26, 20221Jan 26, 20221
The End Of The WorldWe are all going to die, wouldn’t it be great if we took the world with us? That seems to be the boomer mentality. We can’t take our…Jan 22, 2022Jan 22, 2022
IceThis Wednesday the ice was bad enough for a 2 hour delay at the school. I knew it would be bad the day before when I scraped 1/8 in of ice…Jan 22, 20221Jan 22, 20221
MirrorsNick put my blind spot mirrors in the wrong spot. I think it was our third or fourth time hanging out. We were in the parking lot of the…Jan 18, 20221Jan 18, 20221
GamesMy former boss texted the group chat he was reassessing his relationship with social media. I thought he quit, so I decided to quit it too…Jan 16, 20221Jan 16, 20221
The Age of my Grandmothers DyingI am living with almost dead grandmothers. Well, not literally living with them.Jan 16, 20222Jan 16, 20222
